Monday, April 10, 2006

Redefined definitions:

1) Atomic bomb- An invention to end all inventions.
2) Boss- Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
3) Cigarette- A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other.
4) Divorce- Future tense of marriage.
5) Lecture- The art of transferring a conscious person to a subconscious state.
6) Genius- The person with the name at the end of the post.
- A modified version of an sms I received. Quite cute.

And by the way, standing broad jump ought to be abolished. Thank you very much.


Posted by Vibha at 10:41 PM